Ich setze es gleich hier rein, das es dort hin gehört.

Kann man nicht versuchen, sein Haus zu verkaufen, ohne von diesen Deppen belästigt zu werden?

Wer fällt denn auf so etwas rein????

Thanks for your reply to my business proposal, I have sent you this business deal proposal, which is planed to be legitimately executed. What I need from you is to assist me in claiming the US$25,000,000.00 been deposited in our bank by late customer who lost his life on Monday, December 23, 2002 in the Ukrainian Aircraft Crash. I want us to secure this fund and use it for a better investment instead of the management of our bank declaring it to the war college for purchasing of ammunition that will be used for the destruction of lives and properties.
 
An attorney/Lawyer will be here to secure on your behalf every document to proof you a legitimate next of kin of the depositor. An affidavit of claim will be obtained on your name from the Federal High Court here, which will present you as a legal next of kin, after we register and file a WILL/TESTAMENT on your favor in the probate.
 
Be reminded that you will assist me to invest my share into a profitable business there in your Country. You are guaranteed 100% risk free involvement in this deal, as I will be guiding you on every step to be taken. All that I need from you is your maximum assistance both morally and otherwise, you are to act as instructed.
 
Now for this transaction to come true, send to me very clearly all of the requested information, such as your full Name and Address (not postal address), Tel/Fax Numbers, the Bank name, Address, Swift/Sorting Code or Routing No. and Account No. of the bank for the smooth transfer of the fund.
 
For us to see a hitch free deal, it goes thus:
 
(1) Confidentiality: this is highly needed thereby keeping sealed lips in every step taken you should not disclose this business to anybody until the money is confirmed in your account. I will be in your country with the original documents covering the money, before we can be able to go into sharing tentatively and you will introduce me to a lucrative business in your country were my share will be invested.
 
(2) Terms and conditions: for rendering these services, we have decided that 50% of the total sum will be given to you, while the remaining 50% will be for me.
 
(3) Constant communication: you should always get in touch with me to know the next step to be taken, to know the progress of the deal however.
 
(4) Co-operation: you should act accordingly thereby working like a team to achieve success in this deal.
 
My friend, I am giving you trust in this deal and promise that I will not disappoint you in any form, you should also trust me and act as instructed. I will want you to send to me very urgent the above-mentioned info. after reading this mail..
 
You should understand that this deal desires utmost confidentiality, I will appreciate your phone call as soon as you receive this mail. Pls feel free in contacting me on this telephone number +234 802 755 3798 for more clarification.
 
God bless you and waiting to hear from you, make sure that you send your next mail via this address only.
 
Yours faithfully,
 
Mr. Bruce Akin