Naja irgendwie muss ich ja begründen, warum die Schnepfe mir ne Kopie schicken muss. Also habe ich gemailt, das die Postbank komischerweise ne Kopie des Ausweises braucht.

Bin jedenfalls gespannt, wann es endlich schnallt, was abgeht... Und schade, das keine 'besseren' Foto´s geschickt werden.

Is ja eh bald Ende. So doof kann keiner sein!

Antwort auf meine Anfrage eines Passes von der tollen Yulya:

Hello mine dear Andreas
It is very strange, that for you have asked a
copy of my passport. I was interested in the western union and they
have told that that similar should not be. To you should allow to send
money and they needed to know only these data:

Russia, settlement orshanka
Street central'naya 22, an apartment 7.
425250
Sedelkina Yuliya.

I shall try to make a copy and I shall send you. Today last working
day and tomorrow the days off begin. At you is what or plans for the
days off? At me is not present, I yet did not decide than I shall be
engaged. From work I went on foot, weather good and it would be
desirable to take a walk and be forgotten. But be forgotten I can only
if I shall be near to you and on this I have slowly reached up to the
house and now I sit I write to you the letter. To me to become better
when I write, it is even better when I read your letter. At reading
your letter it seems to me, that you so beside and that we are fine
and we are happy. But in a reality all differently. Well all right we
shall not be about sad. We like each other and we value each of us and
it gives me forces to live and achieve happiness with you. Once we
shall sit on coast, you will embrace me and we shall recollect
together that as wrote each other, the first kiss, the first meeting
is there will be a happy life! You agree? In the life I saw many
difficulties and always struggled with them in hope for a happy and
quiet life. I have found you and my dream of a good life was almost
carried out - it are necessary for small to meet! I very much wait our
first meeting. Transfer all greetings. Now I shall finish the letter
as I want to have supper (my supper these are macaroni with a
sausage). I hope that in your heart love to me on always! Successful
day. Kisssss Yulya.

Bla bla blubb....das da ein Pass kommt, bezweifel ich.... 

Na, jedenfalls bin ich am WE immer sehr schreibfaul, naja meistens. Also kam noch ne mail:

Hello my lovely Andreas
How you today? At you all is good? How health? At me all is fine, yesterday I was with girlfriends in a bath
and to me was so well. And when I have come home I would have enough forces just to reach bed and to sleep.
For that today I have woken up is full of forces, vivacity. I already have much made domestic have put and now
I am going to go in shop what to buy some products. And what you do today? How you are going to lead evening?
I after shop shall be at home, I want to have a rest and watch TV (me the girlfriend yesterday have given a
disk a cartoon film " glacial periud 1 and 2). Yesterday when I was in a bath we sitting with girlfriends
talked also they asked about you. Learned when we are going to meet, as our attitudes, dialogue. I have told
him that all well and our plans will already meet shortly. My friends are very glad for me and transfer you
greetings. And your friends and native ask about me? What do you plan to eat? I shall prepare today a mashed
potatoes with a cutlet. I now sit easy and not where I do not hasten, I know that today the day off and I can
relax and take pleasure completely day off. But would be - the day off with you best day off! I very much wait
and I dream about our meetings, our conversations, laughter, pleasure, a kiss, embraces - as it is fine! By
the way as your weather? At me weather good, the sun and a frost of only 5 degrees. Even it seems to me that
she spring comes. Transfer all greetings. Now I shall finish the letter and I shall go to shop. I hope that
you can take pleasure in my letter completely. Successful day.
Kissss Yulya.


Was geht der an, was ich gefuttert habe? Bin am überlegen, ob ich der erzähle, das ich mir zehn Pornos reingezogen habe. Möönsch nee.....

Off Topic Kommentar

Klar bin ich schlimm! Ist doch nix neues! Aber es war nur einer.....nee hab mir gestern einen "Herr der Ringe" - Marathon angetan. Alle drei Teile reingezogen. Geiles WE - war noch nie so faul!

Habs ihr grad nochmal erklärt so ala Bank hat schlechte Erfahrung gemacht bla bla will zur Sicherheit den Pass bla blubb sonst geht nix.

Bin heute nicht so schreibfreudig gewesen... 

Naja lesen kann ich das schon, aber teilweise hapert es bei mir mit der Übersetzung. (Deswegen gebe ich das auch nie als zweite Fremdsprache an! )

Aber mal für mich Dummi - was beweist mir das nun? Sry für die doofe Frage. 

@ Pin

Zitat:


Vlad lügt nur...  

Du brauchst Dir keine Gedanken machen,es ist für Vlad ein Klackst einen Pass zu fälschen.Ausserdem rechnet er bestimmt schon damit das Du danach fragst.
Mach Dir keinen dicken Kopf deswegen...

ole schrieb on 23. Februar 2009 um 17:32:


Schon klar.  Aber ich muss ja nicht alles nachmachen, hat meine Mami immer gesagt. 

Das Formular ist witzig! Aber wer auf "Western Onion reinfällt, hat den Blick für die Realität wohl verloren. 

I'll do my best!

Zitat:

Mit Western Onion hat schon seinen Grund. Auch wenn wir Dokumente fälschen, um damit Gauner hereinzulegen, machen wir uns doch strafbar, wenn wir rechtlich geschützte Logos usw. verwenden. Daher meine Abart zur Western Zwiebel!
Daher sollte man die Qualität des Dokumentes später soweit reduzieren, dass das O nicht mehr so ins Auge fällt!